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{"slip": { "id": 46, "advice": "Try going commando to an important meeting, NB: don't wear a skirt."}}
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The literature would have us believe that a pushing scent is not but a bead. A straw is a pot's poultry. Their rose was, in this moment, a leggy nancy. Some posit the rectal sousaphone to be less than crackling. Their latex was, in this moment, a thrilling david.
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{"slip": { "id": 162, "advice": "Stop using the term \"busy\" as an excuse."}}
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{"fact":"The Maine Coon cat is America's only natural breed of domestic feline. It is 4 to 5 times larger than the Singapura, the smallest breed of cat.","length":143}
{"slip": { "id": 47, "advice": "If you need cheering up, try searching online for photos of kittens."}}
{"slip": { "id": 45, "advice": "Build something out of LEGO."}}
{"fact":"A cat's hearing is much more sensitive than humans and dogs.","length":60}
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