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Martin Reichardt is a German politician. Born in Goslar, Lower Saxony, he represents Alternative for Germany (AfD). Reichardt has served as a member of the Bundestag from the state of Saxony-Anhalt since 2017. He is chairmen of AfD Saxony-Anhalt.
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