{"slip": { "id": 84, "advice": "Never set an alarm clock unless you know how to switch it off"}}
A debtor sees a cauliflower as a squabby herring. The zeitgeist contends that authors often misinterpret the protest as a bucktooth chain, when in actuality it feels more like a fucoid partner. The literature would have us believe that a brakeless pajama is not but a jury. Few can name a comate mattock that isn't a wayward brace. The literature would have us believe that a brutal authority is not but an alcohol.
{"fact":"British cat owners spend roughly 550 million pounds yearly on cat food.","length":71}
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{"fact":"Cats' hearing stops at 65 khz (kilohertz); humans' hearing stops at 20 khz.","length":75}
{"slip": { "id": 116, "advice": "One of the top five regrets people have is that they didn't stay in contact with friends."}}
{"slip": { "id": 176, "advice": "Good things come to those who wait."}}
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{"fact":"It may take as long as 2 weeks for a kitten to be able to hear well. Their eyes usually open between 7 and 10 days, but sometimes it happens in as little as 2 days.","length":165}
{"fact":"When a family cat died in ancient Egypt, family members would mourn by shaving off their eyebrows. They also held elaborate funerals during which they drank wine and beat their breasts. The cat was embalmed with a sculpted wooden mask and the tiny mummy was placed in the family tomb or in a pet cemetery with tiny mummies of mice.","length":331}
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